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FMC / OPERATIONS / STATUS

System status

PUBLIC CONSOLE
READ ONLY / NO CHECK-IN REQUIRED

Checking systems

Real checks up top. Questionable infrastructure below.

$ fmc status

Waiting for first snapshot
Auto-refresh 60s / server cache 60s

Services

LIVE PROBES / LIMITED SCOPE

Running bounded, read-only checks...

Network pulse

ANONYMOUS INSTALLATIONS, NOT VERIFIED PEOPLE
Online nowN/A
Ever checked inN/A
Total installationsN/A
Total check-insN/A

Online means a check-in or an explicitly enabled CLI presence heartbeat within the last five minutes. No task, email, or location data is sent by CLI presence. Unavailable data stays unavailable.

Service updates

PUBLISHED BY A HUMAN

No published service updates yet.

Get service updates

Service interruptions, recoveries, and maintenance notes. Confirm your email first. Unsubscribe whenever you want.

Separate from the coffee launch waitlist. Approximate city/region from your signup network is saved privately; no GPS or raw IP is stored. Privacy policy

Non-critical infrastructure

FOR AMUSEMENT ONLY / NOT TELEMETRY

Office plant

No SLA. One suspiciously yellow leaf.

Surviving

Founder sleep schedule

Maintenance window repeatedly postponed.

Degraded

Tabs currently open

Closing one opens three more.

At capacity

Rubber duck support

Excellent listener. Has never shipped a fix.

Available

Coffee-to-code pipeline

Hardware ready. Supply chain is still being worked out.

Awaiting beans